BBC Announces "Landmark" New Series, 'A Reimagining Of The Life Of Christ
The BBC have today announced the launch of what they are calling "a landmark new series". NAZARENE, written and run by Mark Gatiss, will be a contemporary reimagining of the story of Jesus Christ, and in a move certain to shock the Christian relig...
Read full storyBoris Johnson Undergoes Secret Diversity Training Before Tory Leadership Challenge
Failed "Foreign Secretary" Boris "Bozo" Johnson is undergoing secret diversity training in preparation for a leadership challenge to hapless "Prime Minister" Theresa "Maybot" May. Under the expert tutelage of "comedian" Jim Davidson OBE, Mr Johnso...
Read full storyMay's twin sister fools the Commons as the plot thickens
Desperately short of excuses after her apparent refusal to allow Parliament to vote on the deal with the EU regarding Brexit, Theresa May has now put full blame on her twin sister, Meryl. "No, it wasn't me in the Commons yesterday", puffed an asto...
Read full storyFDA Urges Americans to Keep Health Goals Aspirational
With the New Year and its associated array of resolutions fast approaching, the Food and Drug Administration has urged Americans contemplating losing weight and getting in shape to keep their health and fitness goals aspirational. “People have the...
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