Trump to decertify Columbus Day as national holliday!
In a midnight tweet last night President Donald Trump tweeted: "I will issue an executive order tomorrow to decertify Columbus DAY...why should just one city get a national holiday named for them...SAD!" In a 3:AM tweet he wrote: "Why not a Clevel...
Read full storySales of Bullshit detectors fall
Businesses have revealed a dramatic fall in the sale of Bullshit detectors over the past decade. Professor Smidgen from the Institute of fictional studies said: 'With the prevalence of social media, an idiot for a President, and the things your gr...
Read full storyTwitter tries to thin tempers through text tones
As well as doubling the number of characters that can be used in a tweet, Twitter has decided to change some of its colour as well. Mr Amstrad from Twitter said: "We have had a number of complaints from a few overly-sensitive types. You know, they...
Read full storyCharacters, characters everywhere; but not a thought to tweet
Barry Chuckle, (no,not that one) is shocked to learn that he now has the option of doubling the length of his tweets. The sexist fool gets himself into enough trouble with 140 characters, so just imagine what he could do with 280 instead? Mrs C...
Read full storyOliver Twist returns to haunt school in North London!
Charles Dickens depiction of life in Victorian orphanages, Oliver Twist, has now been turned into a 2017 reality horror show by a bunch of Scrooges who run a daily meal service in a Catholic school in North London! It seems as though little Oliver...
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