Elderely spoof writer ponders science.
I am eighty-six years old and realize I have never known a great deal about science. When I was in high school I enrolled in a biology class. The first day of class we were informed that our first project would be to dissect a frog. I immediately qui...
Read full storyThe CBR
Deep in the bowel of the stately building that houses the United States Congress lies the little-known CBR -- the Congressional Ball Repository. (The CBR is, in fact, actually located below the bowel.) The balls of incumbent Senators and Representatives are stored in a small, dusty, and damp concrete chamber where they roll around on rough pine shelves and wither and dry out over time. The long...
Read full storyBill Cosby's Fat Albert to Return to Network TV as a Secret Sexual Predator
Network officials announced that the popular cartoon character of 40 years ago, Fat Albert, will be returning to the small screen. In his previous incarnations, Fat Albert was mainly just an obese, untidy, ill-mannered buffoon, but in the new cart...
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