Robocallers are "Domestic Terrorists"
SACRAMENTO, CA. That tell-tale burp that often is followed by a long pause before a robocaller says hello may soon be heard no more. California state attorney general Xavier Becerra today criminalized all automatically dialed phone call solicitatio...
Read full storyTrump's Albino Raccoon Hairpiece Was Source Of Leaked Secrets
BILLINGSGATE POST: The sun rose earlier than expected at the White House. Even the prickly pears were more prickly. The frantic search for the source of leaks emanating from the White House had put everyone on edge. Long-time Secret Service agent S...
Read full storyDiane Abbott filmed with mystery object on the Antiques Roadshow
Mystery solved, professed a grateful Diane Abbot after an Antiques Roadshow expert revealed that the 'strange' object she had taken along was an abacus. The rustic framework and collection of counters were identified as being a vintage counting fr...
Read full storyAthisis goddess statue removed in Bangore after Jaboody outcry
Space news- The statue of a female Athisis goddess was removed from the Bangore Supreme Court complex, after an outcry from the religious Jaboody. The sculpture of Arena - the goddess of sex - wearing a toga was donated, but the Jaboody religious...
Read full storyPerry Mason Completes Sex Change Surgery
The wish Perry Mason has been asking for all his life has arrived! HotDog.com has exclusively discovered that the former cabaret dancer and singer recently underwent full gender reassignment surgery, and is now legally considered a woman. He c...
Read full storyTrump Announces New Foreign Tour to Begin Immediately
Washington, DC Trump's Deputy's Deputy Press Secretary, the only one not traveling with him, announced today that Trump and his entourage will not be returning to the United States yet. They have decided, since they are already in the Europe/Asia...
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