Clean Air? Thank You, Bravo, Merci France
May 7th, France voted for freedom, tomorrow and the future. France is a place on the map rich for its history, elegance, creativity and food. France also recognizes climate change and that clean air isn't negotiable. Thank you France for cr...
Read full storyPresident Trump Replaces Supreme Court With American Idol Judges
Sparking yet another constitutional crisis, President Trump has fired the Supreme Court and assembled a panel of current and former American Idol judges to rubber stamp his Cinco de Mayo ban and other controversial policies. Simon Cowell, Paris Hi...
Read full storyHollyweird's Hottest: Brooke Shields
Brooke Shields was born of Teri (nee Schmon), her husband, Frank, providing the sperm. A "human mutt, and a bitch, at that," as she calls herself, Shields comes of Italian, French, Irish, English, German, Scotch, and Welsh bloodlines. (Her ancestors really got around and, apparently, got along well with virtually everyone.) She claims her lineage includes various royals and nobles, but neither...
Read full storyTrump's right thumb disease may lead to its removal
The White House has disclosed Mr. Trump has a problem with his right thumb, which may require extirpation and replacement. A specialist in thumb and middle finger replacement, Dr. Richard Milhous Severing, has laid out the problem as "peculiar for...
Read full storyParis Jackson says her dad's nose was beautiful in the nude!
Whacko's daughter, Paris, seemingly to be much more sensible than her namesake, claims that nudity is beautiful and the only part of her dad's body ever seen nude in public, his nose, was beautiful too! Paris, who does not reside in the Hilton, b...
Read full storyHollyweird's Weirdest: Ray Bradbury
Ray Douglas Bradbury, the spawn of Esther (nee Moberg) Bradbury and her husband, Leonard Spaulding Bradbury, is descended from a witch, Mary Bradbury, who was tried, convicted, and sentenced to be hanged in Salem, Massachusetts. However, using witchcraft, she escaped the noose and lived to age 85. Bradbury's warped view of the world was inspired by her example, he said, attributing his macabre fan...
Read full storySadistic Bastards Airlines Takes to the Skies
Following a spate of in-cabin bust ups and air-rage fuelled punch-ups, one airline is standing up for what they truly believe in, in the world of customer-focused airline aggression. "We can't change," said CEO Nonoze, "so we may as well embrace t...
Read full storyElvis Comes Back As Andy Kaufman Impersonator
Las Vegas - Elvis sightings in Las Vegas are nothing new, in fact they are a nightly occurrence. So it is not surprising that a new act with someone who looks just like Elvis would show up and imitate Andy Kaufman. "Its an amazing act," said Elean...
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