Donald Trump and Birth Certificates...An Untold Tale
If you thought Donald Trump was obsessed with the issue of Barack Obama's birth certificate, then let's set the record straight. His preoccupation with official birth documents goes way back, and it is best illustrated by an event in his own household some years ago. When Donald Trump, Jr., turned nine, the first born son of the real estate tycoon asked his father if he could have a model train...
Read full storyTrump Consents to Host "Who is the Stupidest Person Ever?" TV Show
Hollywood is very excited about a brand new program Fox is developing. It's about really stupid people and Fox is sure it will appeal to a great number of the American people. "It's very obvious America is into stupid people. From the most recent...
Read full storyTrump Denies Any Wrongdoing in Firing FBI Director
Trump Tower, NYC Trump, after firing FBI Director James Comey, denied that the firing had anything to do with the fact that the FBI Director had recently opened an investigation into the election and possible Trump Russian collusion. "No, that inv...
Read full storyIlluminati Denies Any Connection to the Trump Clan
Head of the Illuminati, David Rockefeller, denied that the Illuminati would ever have anything to do with Trump, his Cabinet, or his family. "The Illuminati, if it did exist, would never stoop to the level of supporting wannabe tinhorn dictators.
Read full storyHB3 to Make Public Bathrooms Unavailable to Straight Men Unless They Can Prove They Aren't Child Molesters
New York, NY--The New York state legislature is poised to pass House Bill 3, which would make public bathrooms unavailable to straight men unless they can prove that they are not child molesters. Said Representative Anthony Sawyer, one of the spon...
Read full storyTabloid newspaper has been infiltrated by Russians
The Daily Scum has for years been providing a regular dose of hatred for its readers, firing them up with a loathing of Johnny Foreigner and Julian Peculiar. But an investigation by TheSpoof has uncovered a shocking truth - it is actually run by Russ...
Read full storyAnnie Less-beyond joins NUTS
Space news- Annie Less-beyond says she joined the few, the proud and the lonely of NUTS, New Ultimate Test Subjects. "Ever since I can remember, the desire to join this group of elite people has set me apart from society," states Less-beyond.
Read full storyDemocrats Submit Proof of Election Tampering
Washington, DC - Congressional Democrats dropped a bombshell revelation this morning, announcing that they possess definitive proof of election tampering. At a press conference hosted by their intellectual leader, Maxine Waters(D, CA)and moral and...
Read full storyFeathered, flying dinosaur is genetically related to Theresa May!
Chinese scientists researching a dinosaur egg have made an amazing discovery! Its DNA is the same as Theresa May's! The egg seems to be that of a feathered, flying dinosaur, that hovered, attacked and ruled over the planet millions of years ago. B...
Read full storyTrump announces Kid Rock is new FBI Director
With the firing of FBI director, James Comey, Trump had to act quickly in replacing him in this key government position. In a letter to Comey, Trump said the firing was necessary to restore "public trust and confidence" in the FBI. When asked w...
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