Trump Fires Science
Science Town, USA President Trump announced in his third press conference today that he has fired everybody connected to Science fields, because he feels Science has in his words, "Failed us for the LAST TIME!!! "Who is always crying about Global...
Read full storyTrump forms plan to combat antisemitism based on Breitbart claim about love for pork being root of issue
President Trump today announced a plan to tackle antisemitism in America. With bomb threats to Jewish centers and cemetery desecration, many have been critical of the president's underwhelming response to the issue. Today however, the President spoke...
Read full storyTrump midnight tweet rants exposed: Post poopie depression!
A prominent Harvard Medical School psychiatrist has published a paper detailing the apparent reason President Donald Trump is having the 3:AM tweet rants that have become a regular part of the news each day. Dr. T. J. McCorkle states in his study...
Read full storyPosthoorn Interview no. 8: Tom Brexit prepper is upset!
Tom, from Scotland, has lived in The Netherlands since 1972 and has a Dutch wife. With Brexit looming, and maybe having to leave the Netherlands, Tom is prepping himself to live back in Scotland. It is time for the reporter of the world famous we...
Read full storySCOTUS: Jurors must justify their deliberations
WHITEWASHINGTON, DC -- In a God-like pronouncement, the US Supreme Court ruled, by a 5-3 vote, that jurors are no longer allowed to deliberate in secret. Now, to prevent "prejudice" and "bias" in trials involving illegal aliens or other "protected...
Read full storyNew Drug to Help Sufferers of Movie Quote Dementia Introduced by Pfizer
San Diego - Drug company Pfizer has announced that clinical studies have completed and their new drug Cinestop, designed to treat sufferers of Cinementia, has been approved by the FDA and will be available soon. Cinementia is a debilitating form o...
Read full storyGod and Son Jesus Negotiating Another Attempt to Fix Humanity
Heaven - After two attempts to fix a million year old experiment gone wrong, God and son Jesus were said to be in discussions on another attempt as the two thousand year anniversary of the end of the first failed try around 32 A.D. by Jesus approache...
Read full storyAustralian traffic-light gender bender lights cause confusion!
It is a well known fact the world has gone completely bonkers and now Australia have joined the fun! Their latest set of traffic light lights are causing much confusion in major cities because Australian women's Lib groups are demanding that the tiny...
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