Bus Full Of Tourists Detained By Vigilantes After Being Mistaken For Illegal Voters
Highlighting the danger that fake news represents to a free society, vigilantes who are followers of the "Busgate" conspiracy stopped a bus full of Salvadoran tourists on an Indiana highway. Antonia "Tigre" Diaz was on the bus and later told repor...
Read full storyTrump Calls for Impeaching the Freedom Caucus
Washington, DC President Trump today announced that the Freedom Caucus must be impeached, or arrested, for disloyalty. He has also threatened to call out the National Guard if the House of Representatives doesn't IMMEDIATELY start impeachment proceed...
Read full storyClinton Watts Beats Up Chuck Norris
Making the point that the US has been weak on Russia, Former FBI agent Clinton Watts beat Chuck Norris in a street MMA match. After Watts testified in the Senate about the shocking extent of Russian interference in the US elections, he acknowledge...
Read full storyPrimate And Zoo Handler Say "I Do"
BILLINGSGATE POST: In a rare confluence of legal issues that point out the problems that ensue when there is a conflict with the Law of Nature and the Law of Man, the ACLU and the Lambda Legal Defense have agreed to defend the right of Jake the Prim...
Read full storyMcDonaldo's freshens its menu (sort of)
ANYTOWN, USA -- At McDonaldo's, if you buy anything other than a 1/4 Pounder, you can go pound sand, as far as the freshness of your order is concerned. "We don't do 'fresh,' when it comes to our hamboogers, cheeseboogers, or Big Macks," CEO Ronaldo...
Read full storyPresident Trump is really President Baldwin
The actor Alec Baldwin held a news conference in the Oval Office yesterday, as he signed one executive order after another. Mr. Baldwin had no difficulty entering the White House yesterday morning, as the security officers all recognized him as...
Read full storyGerman Giants, Lidl and Aldi, pull plug in Brexit Britain!
Thousands of Brit, cheap shoppers (many hypocrites among them too, in fact they were the majority) stood dumbfounded in front of closed doors at their fav cheap supermarkets today screaming: "Vat have you done?" It seems that in an over-night...
Read full storyKim Jong Un missle test fails, shooting up Kim Jong Bun
Kim Jong's Buns - North Kiarrhea It was a bloody mess at the launching pad today as members of US special forces reported seeing a horrible missile test failure. When the Jongdong II missile ignited, it fissiled for several minutes. Kim Jong...
Read full storyPublic Enthusiasm Builds for Huge Corporate Tax Cuts
Washington - After the failure of the Trump Health Care Initiative, the administration is said to be looking forward to a big win with one of it's favorite issues, tax reform. The Trump tax plan would feature a huge reduction in the top tax rate t...
Read full storyTrump to Unleash Wrath of Voters on Uncooperative Legislators
Some Golf Course, Florida - Donald Trump, in the wake of the defeat of his Health Care Initiative, has indicated that members of Congress who stand in the way of his agenda will face the anger of voters when elections take place next year. The ove...
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