Dizney on the down-low?
MAGIC KINGDOM, CA --- In an effort to generate publicity for his soon-to-be-released Beauty's Beast, openly gay director Phil A. Condom admits the film contains a "down and dirty gay moment." LeBoyToy, kiss-ass manservant to manly Gaston, one day...
Read full storyTrump Resigns, Blames Media Witch Hunt
Dodging investigations and possible impeachment, President Donald Trump resigned from office after giving a rambling, and angry speech reminiscent of President Nixon's resignation speech. Obama, the FBI, and Hillary Clinton were on Trump's list o...
Read full storyFarage and Assange: Ode to heartbreaking loyalty
Julian Assange and Nigel Farage Just the two of them, no entourage. A clandestine rendezvous on a spring morning, Unexpected, rushed, without warning. Secrets shared in breathless whispers, Poignant comradeship, laughter, tears. Half -spoken words, a pat on the back Subtle handshake, a knowing smile. Good old Nigel, a faithful mate. He will stand by you, Julian. Have faith!...
Read full storyTown Suspicious Of Man's Fancy Shirt
DEVILS LAKE, ND - Reporting flagrant use of paisley and too many colors, residents of this quiet resort town have raised alarm at the bold fashion statement made by recent transplant Steven Hoey, seen last night wearing the flamboyant shirt. Local w...
Read full storyGlobal Temperature Drop Likely After Denialist Efforts to Discredit Science
Washington - Average Global Temperatures are on track to fall significantly in the next few years, thanks to concerted efforts by individuals and organizations silently funded by energy companies and conservative groups, to debunk the widely accepted...
Read full storyD.C. pedophiles petition Trump to continue raping and killing children
Washington D.C.- Anonymous leakers report that the move to arrest high level government officials, representatives, senators, and judges for crimes related to pedophilia has been thwarted by a secret petition signed by one third the population of the...
Read full storyMichael Moore Denies Having Sex With Dolly The Sheep
BILLINGSGATE POST: It was 1996 when Dolly the Sheep was first cloned by the CSOGBGW (Cloning Scientists Of Great Britain Gone Wild). Since then, attempts to make copies of Fahrenheit 911 producer, Michael Moore, have had mixed success. The hog-...
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