DUI Cops: Tiger Woods Asleep at Wheel of Spaceship
Tiger Woods may be out of the Voyager Tournament as details are emerging in the DUI arrest of the golfing legend: Apparently Woods was passed out and stalled in the fast lane of Intergalactic Highway Q451 West. Intergalactic Highway Police respond...
Read full storyMilked cows run stampede at a Lancashire ATM!
Police were called out to a filling up station on the M61 near Chorley, Lancashire, yesterday as a herd of dissatisfied cows attempted to raid an ATM! The cows broke out of their paddock claiming the farmer paid them less than the minimum wage for...
Read full storyMay claims Corbyn wouldn't be prepared to nuke Brussels during Brexit negotiations
During a TV election debate last night, Prime Minister Theresa May attacked opposition leader Jeremy Corbyn by saying that he would not be prepared to drop nuclear weapons on the EU headquarters as part of the Brexit negotiations. Corbyn responde...
Read full storyScientists Work On Brain-Ray to Cure Trump
Science Town, USA Ever since Trump took office, a secret organization, the Scientists for Sanity, have been working on a brain ray for Trump. "We knew right away that there was something seriously wrong with Trump the moment he started campaignin...
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