Jeff Sessions Returns to His Elfin Village
Embattled US Attorney General Jeff Sessions has left Washington to be with his people in the Village of Pelthor* deep in an Alabama forest. Sessions returns to his stomping grounds as a hometown hero for rising to the level of US Attorney General...
Read full storyBudget airline introduce sexy "lap-dance" sessions to increase revenue!
Budget flights to and from Ibiza, Mallorca and other Brit, booze hotspots, are now offering a special form of activity on board! No more pathetic scratch cards, fast food over-priced snacks, rubbish tasting coffee or duty-free perfumes. No, for th...
Read full storyPlanet Dracon on the verge of war
(DRAGNOG STAR) - An anti-Cudisim billboard humiliating the religious leader Jeriba Shigan that can be seen from the southbound lanes of speedway 5-46 on the east side is drawing concern from local Cudist. Cuda and Vagina are the two major religion...
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