Bipartisan Support Seen for Executive Action on Viral Wedding Dance Videos
Washington D.C. - Donald Trump, during his first week in office, fulfilled a campaign promise on Tuesday by signing a bill into law outlawing the spread of annoying videos featuring two-part, wedding consultant designed father-daughter dances, filmed...
Read full storyTrump expresses disappointment over Presidential limitations
After experiencing his first week as President, Trump has expressed frustration and disappointment at some of the limitations on his power. "I thought being President was like being boss of the world, but it doesn't seem to always work that way.
Read full storyDonald Trump challenges leader of ISIS to hand-to-hand combat
Donald Trump released a video today in which he has taken his first steps in confronting ISIS. The video consists of Donald Trump declaring how he & America are fed up with terrorist leader Abu Bakr Al-Baghdadi, his terrorist organization ISI...
Read full storyFact Checking Websites and Catholic Church to Shut Down in U.S.
The Vatican - The spread of the "Alternative Factology" doctrine in the United States, United Kingdom, France, Australia and other heretofore "advanced" countries has forced fact checking websites like Snopes, Truth or Fiction and Politifact to close...
Read full storyFrench ban Coca Cola refills because it causes too many "Qui Qui's!"
France has decided to ban all unlimited refills of fizzy, sugar filled soft drinks because their sewerage system is overloaded and rats swimming in the sewers are becoming obese (those above ground too)! French dentists have also complained to the...
Read full storyMy friend Jacko lands a job interviewing dead people who voted for Hillary Clinton
Upon much hesitancy and bewilderment, I joined my friend and neighbor Jacko, who visited a few local graveyards yesterday for a new job he just started. Jacko landed a job in the messy, stinking "Trump Dumpster" as an interviewer, investigator, a...
Read full storyStatue of Liberty to Huddled Masses: F___ Off
Thanks to new president Donald Trump, the Statue of Liberty will bear a new inscription. The statue, which was gifted to the US from France to celebrate American independence, has long been inscripted with a poem by Emma Lazarus, "The New Colossus."...
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