Now That Trump is President, Canada Wants a Wall Too
Ottawa, Canada Legislators in Canada's Parliament voted in favor of erecting a wall on the U.S./Canada border. "We have so many illegal immigrants trying to get into Canada from the United States that we feel the only way to stem the tide is to bu...
Read full storyTheresa May orders European shutdown!
Theresa May has made it transparently clear in her Brexit speech today that the UK does not want anything to do with Europe any more! She is pulling the plug and Europeans are hoping she sinks down her own plughole when Britain withdraws back on the...
Read full storyThe Trump Train Wreck Is Coming
The Trump train wreck is coming January 20th. An adversary of the United States, Russia interfered with the 2016 US Presidential election by hacking into the computers of both the DNC and the RNC, releasing information on Hillary Clinton, but sparing...
Read full storyDonald J. "The Donald" Trump Makes the Preamble to the Constitution Great Again
Read the Constitution? Why not write -or re-write- the Constitution? That's Donald J. Trump's new obsession: "fixing" the Constitution he believes is somehow broken. Trump's fascination with the document that has been the basis for American polit...
Read full storyGoth Guy Killed By Vampire-Killer Guy
Last Friday began like any other day for Goth guy James Vendurbuen, a vegan breakfast, an hour long shower, two hours of hair and make-up and an hour of self-loathing. But what happened during his typical wait at the bus stop was far from typical. He...
Read full story"Angie Merkel is an old bag" Trump claims!
Donald Trump has decided to launch his diplomatic foreign policies and true to the man, he is now being called "Mr Diplomacy" at UN and EU headquarters. The only ones loving his directives are Russia and the UK; well UK politicians love licking US Pr...
Read full storyLaid off Ringling Brothers Clowns Adding To More Scary Clown Sightings
The Greatest show on earth, the Ringling Brothers and Barnum and Bailey Circus, will be ending after 5,421 years in existance. The circus' inception occurred in England shortly after the creation of Stonehenge when P.T. Barnum convinced the druids to...
Read full storyIt's Impossible To Satirize Trump
Betsy Roll, the medium that claims to channel historical figures, claimed today that she had channeled the famous 1920's satirist H.L. Menken. Here is what H.L. allegedly said: "As I said in the past, quoting myself, "On some great and glorious d...
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