Vladimir E Coyote vs The Trump Runner
BILLINGSGATE POST: Some of my faithful readers might recall recent stories where I have written about Wile E Coyote and the ACME Corporation. Now, with some license requested, I have taken it upon myself to recast the epic confrontations between Wile E Coyote and the Road Runner in a modern setting. Using the original list of rules implemented by Chuck Jones to set strict rules of engagement betwe...
Read full storyMelania Trump Files For Divorce
Donald Trump has set precedent after precedent on his way to the White House, now it seems he will be the first sitting president to get a divorce. According to a close friend of the First Lady, Melania Trump cited Donald's womanizing and bullyin...
Read full storyFake the Nation: A User's Guide
Brooklyn, New York - - Back in olden times, when schools were schools and teachers were respected, no one needed to explain the difference between so-called fake news and insightful satire. But these days, citizens are too busy tweaking their Facebook mugshots to make time for critical thinking. In fact, most can't distinguish the difference between con games and cosmetics. This mini guide...
Read full story"Pussy Riot" to Perform at Trump's Inauguration
Given the reluctance of bleeding heart tree hugging American artsy musicians to perform at the inauguration of their newly elected Dear Leader, Washington staffers have booked the Russian punk band "Pussy Riot" to headline at the event. Russian pr...
Read full storyTrump's List Of Thing To Do On His First Day In Office
Trump's List Of Thing To Do On His First Day In Office Have Hillary and Bill 'mysteriously' disappear. Finalize deal with Putin on co-overseeing Russia's oil industry. Install a more 'Trump friendly' Director into CIA and have him assign a whole section to keeping an eye on Ex-President Obama. H-bomb Shanghai to show Chinese he means business. (Those buttons were installed for a reason...
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