Trump Offers to Swap White House for One of Queen's Castles
Washington, DC President Trump gave Queen Elizabeth a call this weekend to ask her what Brexit means. In the course of the conversation, Trump remarked that his wife, Melania the First Lady, did not care for the White House and had only been there on...
Read full storyNorth Korean DIC-tator Kim Jong-Un Starting to Affect Gravity
Science Town, USA Scientists announced today that something in North Korea is beginning to affect Earth's gravity. "We are sure the object causing the irregularity is North Korea's dictator Kim Jong-Un. He has continued to expand as he gains weig...
Read full story"I Should Be Able To Defend Myself In Parliment" Says US President
US President Trump demanded an audience with Parliment after PM Theresa May banned his hair from entering the UK. Reacting angrily in a series of Tweets, he bashed May and the 1.8 million petition signers who called for a ban on Trump. "I shoul...
Read full storyScientist Says "Sticky" Dark Matter Influenced Presidential Election
We can't see it or measure it directly, but scientists say they can detect the decay of dark matter around the universe and on earth, especially in Washington DC. It's a new type of dark matter though that has been discovered around Washington DC,...
Read full storyTrump reveals how he will "make America great again"
It has been a whirlwind two weeks for the new US president, and impeachment or the funny farm are surely just around the corner for Trump. Nevertheless, today he prepared to finish off another promise he made during the campaign - the vague one to ma...
Read full storyMelania Admits that Trump is Not Fit to be President
New York, NY - Melania Trump now agrees with the the media. President Donald J. Trump is not fit to be President. "Donald is unfit, simply unfit," Melania allegedly told her security detail. Melania, who still lives in New York, is Donald Trum...
Read full storyTrump to moon the Moon
Trump Wall, AZ - During a ground-breaking ceremony speech today, Trump outlined his goals for NASA. Local reporters are scratching their heads trying to see what the details of the Trump space program have to do with the wall or anything for that mat...
Read full storyTrump Signs Yet Another Executive Order Banning Poverty
POTUS Donald J. Trump has worked quickly and furiously with his new presidential pen like a kid with new sneakers who swears he can jump higher and run faster. So far he has done everything he can to prove he is faster and jumps higher by issuing app...
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