Trump Tries to Fix White House Leaks
Washington, DC - Over the past few nights President Donald Trump has been waking up frustrated by all the leaks in the White House. Sources close to Trump report that Trump himself has called in the plumber to fix the leaks but he believes the plumb...
Read full storyConspiracy Enthusiast at Local Business Office Expects Improvement in Dating Activity Soon
New York - Malcolm Brown, a longtime mailroom supervisor at the New York City corporate headquarters of a major office supply firm, is hopeful that the ascension of hero Steve Bannon to powerful position in the Trump Administration will finally earn...
Read full storyUgly yellow car causes havoc in beautiful Bibury, UK
A hideous yellow colored car in England's most beautiful village, Bibury, in the Cotswolds, has been targeted by country lovers as being too ugly to drive around the streets. The owner, Peter Maddox, got his revenge by speeding up and down the mai...
Read full storyCoffee tinkerer fails to find perfect cup of coffee
Jack Dolan of Morrisville was determined this past Monday morning to finally reach is unattained goal of perfecting his morning coffee. With the same determination he has carried every working day for the past 23 years Jack headed to the local conve...
Read full storyBowling Green Suicide Sinkhole Apprehended After Its Latest Massacre
Bowling Green, KY-Yelling "Allahu Akbar!" the suicide sinkhole that attacked eight Corvettes in the Corvette Museum in February of 2012 reappeared today, in Kellyanne Conway's imagination, to unleash on the midsize town of 63,000 souls a horrendo...
Read full storyTwo Fingers to the EU as UK Signs Trade Deal With Burkina Faso
"The United Kingdom is open for business, now more than ever," that was Prime Minister Theresa May's post-Brexit message to journalists gathered at No. 10 Downing Street yesterday. Words expelled with both vigor and pomp, she was speaking after sign...
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