Trump agrees soon-to-be-defunct national parks to be sold
In 2014, Ranchers in Oregon protested the federal government's right to own protected lands. They contended that land cannot be owned on behalf of the public by government entities. The ranchers armed themselves & occupied Malheur National Wildli...
Read full storyGroundhog predicts four more years of lunacy
It is the yearly event that shines the spotlight on small town America and all its homely, simplistic, racist ways. Today is Groundhog Day, a yearly festival where a furry mammal gives a random prediction on the future, like a rodent Nostradamus.
Read full storyTrump Travel Ban Nets Jesus and Mohammed
POTUS Donald Trump's latest executive order limiting travelers from 7 Middle Eastern countries has had dramatic and immediate effects and for some of the most high-profile celebrities on earth. Aside from doctors, lawyers, translators, mothers, fathe...
Read full storyPlumber Charges Extra if You Say "While you are at it"
Allentown, Pa - A local plumber has decided to charge an extra fee if his customer utters the words "while you are at it...". "I'm tired of 'while you are at it...'. It usually means the customer wants a favor for free, and I don't do free," note…
Read full storyBacon Butties in the US more expensive than caviar!
The American love affair with bacon has caused a major crisis in the piggy industry because there aint enough piggies to be slaughtered to keep up with demand! Bacon Butties smothered with Daddies Sauce, a specialized product exported from the UK...
Read full storyDrake Fans Have Plastic Surgery To Look Like The Popular Star
Men, women, and even children as young as five are having the suddenly popular Drakoplasty surgery. This reporter first heard of the procedure when a family member was lamenting her lack of $30,000 so she could have the surgery. Drake, the mult...
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