SNL Donald Trump Chorus Line Planned
Celebrities are clambering at the doors to become members of the Donald Trump chorus line for the next Saturday Night Live program. With Alec Baldwin's success as Donald Trump, followed by Leslie Jones' impersonation, the chorus line was born. And...
Read full storyShepard Smith Shocks Fox News! Calls Trump A Liar!
Shepard Smith went beserk in his commentary on Fox News yesterday. He turned bright red and call Donald Trump the L word LIAR! Just then the entire Fox news set began to quake and collapse around him. Bill O' Reilly was seen running by screaming li...
Read full storySpoof reporter to hire firm to garner '5 thumbs up'
Veteran Spoof Journalist, George Porgeman is reaching out to the advertising agency Madison Lexington to help influence his adoring public to register 5 thumbs up for his dispatches "I try to get as many family members as I can" said Mr. Porg...
Read full storyJournalist found dead in pool after Trump press conference
Following President Trump's extraordinary press conference this week, new measures are to be introduced at the White House to accommodate journalists. As in aircraft, they will be shown where the nearest exit doors are, prior to commencement. Oxygen...
Read full storySelfie Stick Casualty Stirs International Crisis
Abu Dhabi, UAE - A Chinese tourist nearly killed a teenage American girl with a selfie stick yesterday. The assailant was caught on tape injuring the girl while taking a photograph at the Sheikh Zayed Grand Mosque in Abu Dhabi. The victim received...
Read full storyPresident Trump orders FBI to find Dory
Following the first film screening at the Trump White House, the President has ordered the FBI to find Dory. Mr Trump watched the first five minutes of the Pixar film and said, "I don't need to see any more. I'm ordering the FBI to find Dory. She'...
Read full storyPresident appoints Pittsburgh plumber head of CIA
President Trump has appointed a plumber from Pittsburgh as the new head of the CIA. Plumber Jack Bauer says he was surprised to get a phone call from the President. "He told me to defeat ISIS within 24 hours. He said I could do waterboarding."...
Read full storyPresident Trump announces plans for 'lying' books
President Trump has launched an innovative program to get rid of books that he says are misleading the American public. The Trump Fahrenheit 451 program will start with all novels being removed from libraries. "I've been told these books are fu...
Read full storyTrump Replaces Gorsuch with Octogenarian for Supreme Court Pick
Forget all about Neil Gorsuch, Donald Trump's previous pick to be a Supreme Court Justice, because Trump just fired Gorsuch and replaced him with an 88 year old former lawn mower repair man named Bubby Turf. Turf, who spent his entire career as a la...
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