Falcons (NOT the Football Player Variety) on a Plane
Folks on the Internet were surprised to see recently a photo of a big group of falcons relaxing while traveling in the cabin of a plane! Interviews with the flying falcons revealed a number of interesting things about the flight: -- For some of the falcons it was a maiden voyage. The rookie falcons put the airline-provided barf bags over their heads, so they wouldn't have to "see" the takeof...
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The Russian Federation Annexed Latvia today in what it called "a great victory for freedom." The annexation was catalyzed by a television statement by Donald Trump that Latvia hasn't been paying its fair share in regards to NATO & that the Unite...
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Tragedy struck Washington D.C. today as journalists witnessed General Michael Flynn get thrown under the bus by Sean Spicer. No one was able to stop it. Flynn was new to his position as National Security Advisor, having served only 24 days. Spicer...
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President Trump made a newlywed couple famous by crashing their wedding party while he was simultaneously hosting a foreign leader and dealing with another North Korean missile launch. The wedding couple was later exposed as a pair of Russian spies.
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The funeral for Zippy "The Spoof" Avatar adorning The Spoof website and his human counterpart has been postponed due to lack of evidence. "Were not 100% sure that they are actually dead", said the London Chief Medical Examiner in Waiting, "His wi...
Read full storyLeading Entertainers Put Hugely Successful Careers at Risk with Political Stands
The recent spotlight on popular singer Joy Villa, who wore a Trump themed dress to the Grammy Awards, is a reminder that a number of top recording artists, actors and other entertainers have exposed their skyrocketing careers to huge risk by getting...
Read full storyFeds Round Up Melania After Immigration Raid
New York, NY - Melania Trump was rounded up and taken in for questioning after a recent immigration raid initiated by the Trump administration. The raid was at a "high end" illegals party. Mrs. Trump was immediately deported despite insisting to of...
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