Official body confirms that the fake news website "Fake News" does contain fake news
The official world news monitoring body, Mad Magazine, has today confirmed that the website "Fake News" does in fact contain stories that are entirely fake. Previously used over the past decade as a source of news and stories by organisations such...
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Argh Matey! Here are some life hacks all of you seafaring scurvy dogs should know: 1. DIY Flamethrower with a lighter and can of WD40 Use the straw attachment to direct the stream of WD40 away from your body, depress nozzle and ignite with your lighter - Be warned, this hack will burn down your entire house or ship! 2. Use a tennis ball to keep your wooden leg from wearing out Don't wear...
Read full storyState Department Confused About Extreme Vetting Agency Maternity Leaves Through The Roof
The U.S. State Department has asked the Trump Administration for clarification on the development of a new Extreme Immigration policy. Since Donald Trump has taken office State Department officials have been working hard at revamping current refugee...
Read full storyTrump Signs Another Executive Order Against Midgets
Is the pen mightier than the sword? Donald J. Trump, newly crowned POTUS, must believe so since he has been using his on a regular basis. Since banning everything from universal health care to mortgage loan assistance to the poor, from retirement a...
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The county of Plunk, Pennsylvania, working with Plunk University's department of Alternate Energy is in the process of turning the county's sizable collection of Canadian Goose feces into energy that according to County President Stan Klink "will be...
Read full storyTrump Interrupts Press Conference to Promote Daughter Ivanka's Clothing Line
Washington, DC Ever since Trump tweeted negative feelings about Nordstrom dropping his daughter Ivanka's fashion line, there has been a lot of media blow back. Presidential shill Kellyanne Conway breaking a federal law on speaking out about how m...
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