Obituary: United States of America, 240, died January 8, 2017, all at once on Capitol Hill, due to absolute shock
The United States of America died of a massive cardiac arrest due what one doctor stated was "absolute shock" while Donald J. Trump was being sworn in as 45th POTUS. Cardiologist on the scene stated that the attack must have been building up for som...
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Is villainy a talent? If so, where does it come from? Is it genetic, or learned? Some put the blame on society, culture or religion. Whatever. Before getting into it we need to know what is meant by evil. Perhaps the following words can clarify the word scope of villainy: natural disasters, diseases, birth defects, war, destruction, deception, anger, gluttony, vanity, ego, pride, lust, hate, je...
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New US president Donald J. Trump certainly isn't wasting any time getting down to business. In addition to issuing a record number of executive orders, the new commander in chief has issued a record number of tweets--roughly three thousand a day. But...
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Washington, DC - President Donald Trump picked Judge Neil Gorsuch to be his first nominee to the U.S. Supreme Court. Sources close to Trump state that it was actually Gorsuch's last name which sealed Trump's decision rather than his distinguished re...
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We figured out what's behind the obesity epidemic plaguing liberal woman everywhere. And it's not what you think.. Liberal millennial women from all walks of life have decided to put their differences aside and work together, seeking answers to t...
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