Buckingham Palace is not listed on Trivago
There was consternation today at the White House, when it was revealed that Buckingham Palace is not listed on Trivago. Wotsit Madeyernameup, a spokesman for the White House said:'It is quite shocking really. There I was looking for a place for Pr...
Read full storyDicken's three ghosts now doing everything by email
The ghosts of Christmas Past, Present, and yet to come now do all of their work by email, it has been revealed. Speaking to us, for the first time since 2008, the three ghosts have told us that due to the amount of greed, and lack of basic humanity,...
Read full storyDennis the Menace is no longer a Menace, he's a 2018 Hoodie Thug!
Since 1938, Dennis the Menace, has been entertaining kids all over the planet with his mischievous behavior, naughty pranks, and generally doing things that 10 year-old boys loved to do! Hiding frogs in mum and dad's bed, throwing paper pellets at...
Read full storyStrange Man Shoots Innocent Bystander In The Middle Of 5th Avenue In New York And Gets Away With It.
A man stood brazenly in the middle of 5th Venue yesterday and shot someone dead. And got away with it. To most eyes it was just another homicide in a city inured to violence. It, however, had a few different twists than your usual murder. First...
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