American Family Visits "Fake France"
Montreal, Quebec - An American family of four recently returned from a weekend trip to Montreal, which they called "Fake France". "We saw a bunch of fake French people who spoke with the same fake French accent," said the American mother of two.
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Police in China have seized three gallons of sperm in an operation to stop a gang of smugglers. It is the largest ever haul of the expensive fluid, and will surely not be the last in a bizarre underworld industry which is currently booming. Sperm...
Read full storyLetters To The Editor About Noel Coward
Dear Sir, We really enjoyed the Noel Coward lyrics you printed in your last edition. Please let us have more of these rollicking Noel Coward pieces. They really brighten our day. They reminded us of that jolly movie "The Italian Job". Also we remember the days when Noel used to play "Down at the Old Bull and Bush" on the piano, while Lord Boothby was the strict Head Teacher and we were the v...
Read full storySatan Issues Report Card of World Leaders
[Associated Press, Washington, D.C. The reclusive being popularly know as Satan, a/k/a Lucifer, Shaitan, etc., etc., gave a rare interview today in which he scored various of the world's leaders.] AP: Mr. Satan, thank . . . SAT: Just "Satan," will do. AP: Well, thank you, Satan, for making time to speak with us. Tell us about your recent report in which you scored some of the world's lead...
Read full storyAn American airline (clever that one) ejects mum, baby and pram onto the emergency chute!
It seems that US airlines are "united" in their policies of dealing with unruly passengers, and in this day and age of smartphones they are being exposed. A baby and its mum attempted to enter the plane but the pram seemed to be causing quite a de...
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