Sean Spicer Hospitalized After Evening of Misadventure
RT-News, Moscow: White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer was hospitalized last night after an unfortunate mishap. It seems Spicer was so stressed over the media witch hunt against his boss that he ate a bunch of radioactive polonium-210 mixed with...
Read full storyRussian embassy robo response brings out additional button options
As reported earlier today by Zero Hedge, in tribute to April 1 and the joke's on you, a new automatic answering service to Russian embassy services offers the following options: "You have reached the Russian embassy, your call is very important t...
Read full storyTrump claims Obama flew one of the 9/11 jets
In another late-night tweet, US President Trump has sensationally claimed that former President Obama was responsible for piloting one of the planes that crashed into the twin towers in New York on September 11th, 2001. It is the latest in a series o...
Read full storyBicette strike multi-billion deal in China after beards are banned!
The Chinese government has banned men wearing beards in the province of Xinjiang! Also, women wearing veils have been banned too, and the streets are looking pretty empty! However, detecting a superb possibility to expand their global operations,...
Read full storyIvanka Trump Sex Video Goes Viral
Ivanka Trump is making no apologies for a sex video that has recently gone viral on the internet. "Hey", she protested, "my hubby and I are entitled to a romantic getaway just like any other couple, and daddy happens to have a large number of hote...
Read full storyWorld Gravity Shortage Drives Demand for Spacesuits
New York … The Earth is running out of gravity, according to an ongoing study by the US Environmental Protection Agency. The researchers found that a lack of the attractive force was directly responsible for the over 60,000 disappearances last year,...
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