Poll: "Most Americans Would Rather Eat Poisoned Skittles Than Trump Flavored Candy Corn."
"If I had a bowl of Skittles and I told you just three would kill you. Would you take a handful? That's our Syrian refugee problem." Donald Trump's son Donald Trump Jr. (not to be confused with the mint) tweeted out an image with this controversia...
Read full storyNeighbors Catch Rubio Playing with his Sword
West Miami, Fl - Florida Republican Senator Marco Rubio was caught by his neighbors playing with his sword on his front lawn. Rubio was wearing only a rainbow designed Speedo and high healed booties. The spectacle began after midnight. The former...
Read full storyBig Ten NCAA Football League Conspires to Have Alphabet Changed
Midwest City, USA The Big 10 Football League sent an open letter to the colleges of the US, asking them to PLEASE let all football players have a different alphabet than the other students because the football players were having trouble counting. It...
Read full storyTrump Claims Obama and "Crooked Hillary" Conspired to Have His NBC Show Cancelled
Bowlegs, OK Donald Trump accused Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama for conspiring to have his show,The Apprentice, canceled. "I know they were scared of me and felt they had to do something. But it backfired on them because I never would have run...
Read full storyDonald Trump in Dead Heat With Kim Jong-Un For Craziest World Leader Title
Even though he has not been elected President and is at present only the Republican Party nominee and mouthpiece, Donald Trump has jumped into a dead tie with North Korean despot Kim Jong-Un as the craziest world leader still-in-power, in the latest...
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