Hacked Robotic Leg To Blame In London Kicking Rampage
London, UK, England - You can buy anything and connect it to the internet these days; TV's and microwaves, toilets and toasters. Even the latest artificial leg comes with online capabilities and is part of our new world's Internet Of Things. Now,...
Read full storyAmerica's Trump supporters may be lured to Florida and walled in by US government to maintain peaceful transfer of power after election.
A leaked transcript of a White house meeting reveals plans to lure the country's Trump Voters to Florida on election day and wall them in to help ensure the peaceful transfer of power. Voice #1: "The traditional peaceful transfer of power after a...
Read full storyJesus Makes a Confession: " I messed up…"
In a late afternoon press conference, Jesus made a shocking confession: "I screwed up." "I don't get to say that very often, but remember that I'm only mostly divine, you know? Nobody's perfect - well, except my dad. The Creator rarely messes up,...
Read full storySecretary Carter to enter therapy over national guard veterans fiasco plus delirium over middle east
Spoof Investigations has just learned that the requirement US veterans pay back bonuses, given by mistake, has been suspended by Secretary of Defense Ashton Carter. Mr. Carter has also been ordered into "therapy" by CIC Mr. Obama due to this probl...
Read full storyHillary Clinton announces she sees dead people
Sleepy Hallow - Hillary Clinton held a rally today to a small crowd of some thirty lathargic onlookers. One of them, a renegade reporter from TheSpoof.com, aka Skoob, rudely yelled out a question, causing Hillary to stumble and nearly fall. How...
Read full storyHoax Tweet leads to street riots
Greggs bakery shops in Ashton, Manchester, Salford and Liverpool were targeted by angry mobs yesterday, after a hoax message on Twitter, announced that the company were withdrawing pasties from their product range. The Greggs pastie is renowned as...
Read full storyTaco Trucks and "Blow Jobs for Votes™" Battle for Voters
ONLY IN AMERICA - NBC News reported yesterday: "...that as Florida's early voting gets underway, several organizations including a labor union found a unique way to get Miami residents to the polls." "Many of them Latino, were greeted out front with...
Read full storyHillary leads Trump in dead fetuses and dead people
New York, NY - The Clinton News Network (CNN) announced today that the election is over, called for Hillary. According to CNN television reporting, early voting by late term aborted fetuses and deceased adults, all of whom died just after voting...
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