George W. Bush Admits He's Afraid of Words
Former president George W. Bush admitted that he was afraid of words while attending a Republican fund-raiser in Cincinnatti over the summer. Specifically, he was afraid of Donald Trump and all of his "-isms," such as "nativism," "protectionism," and...
Read full storyDonald Trump's grandfather's will could be source of Trump's election loss
The Will and Last Testament of Donald Trump's grandfather, Frederick C. Trump, has been discovered and is a major factor in this year's presidential election. According to the Will, located in the execute suite of the abandoned Trump Mahal casino in...
Read full story"Bad Hombre" Referenced By Trump Revealed--It's Chuy From Chelsea Lately
Chuy, from the television program Chelsea Lately, who is also known by his Mexican wrestler name, Mascarita Sagrada, (Holy Little Mask) held a press conference today in Sal Si Puedes, Mexico, in which he revealed that he is the "bad hombre" that Dona...
Read full storyKiller Sock Puppets Fight On
WAR! Make no mistake ladies and gentlemen we are at war. A proper one unlike those little kick abouts in Syria and Iraq. As we have been relentlessly reporting on the Sock Puppet Terrorisation (SPT) it has taken things to a new level. They have attac...
Read full storyEnd of British Summer Time
In an effort to prevent all of the issues with British Summer Time ending, the government will be introducing a new phased two step change to the system. Instead of the clocks changing by one hour on one day, there will now be two days where the c...
Read full storyBrexit might not be quite such a bad idea after all!
Utter fucking madness! We have just experienced the pinnacle of utter modern madness! A road trip from the Dutch / German border to the UK over the weekend to celebrate a 50th birthday. Insanity starts when one is scared stiff of going via Calais because of attacks from illegals attempting to enter the UK. I am not willing to allow my granddaughter to be exposed to such madness. Then the...
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