New Political Party Will Form After Trump Defeat
Polls show that 7 out of 10 Americans think that America "is on the wrong track." The emphasis on "change" in both the Sanders and Trump campaigns has had broad appeal to millions of voters. Indeed several million voters who voted for the "change a...
Read full storySocks Speaks Out: Clintons' White House Cat Speaks Through Pet Psychic
Socks, the black and white tuxedo cat who was a Clinton family pet during the entire Bill Clinton presidency 1993-2001, contacted a medium, to weigh in on the 2016 presidential election. Speaking through Charisma Rhapsody, pet psychic, Socks spok...
Read full storyMelania To Lose Citizenship, Faces Deportation
Melania Trump, the wife of Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump and an immigrant who came in a box to the U.S. from Lower Slabovia, was paid for 10 modeling jobs in 1996 before she received legal authorization to work in the United States, th...
Read full storyMeasure of 'Lowest Common Denominator' Among Americans Near Zero
The benchmark for the so-called 'lowest common denominator' of Americans is now close to bottoming out. "Any lower and we'll be flat lining," says Owen Richards, head of statistical analysis at More On, a California think tank. The term represe...
Read full storyTrump may run for Pope next
Presidential hopeful Donald Trump has said that after leading the US he would like to be Pope next. "I'd be a great Pope," the orange pussy-grabber stated. "I'd run the Vatican like a business. And we'd let women in. Really nice women." Politic...
Read full story3 Brit judges attempt to thwart Brexit because their wigs will become too expensive!
In an unprecedented, unexpected move to thwart Brexit negotiations and hindering Mrs May triggering article 50, 3 British judges have found a massive loophole! It seems as though a hidden law found in the Magna Carta does not allow the British upp...
Read full storyWashington Redskins to change team name
"I apologize for offending our native Americans. It was never the intention of the Washington football team to discredit or abuse these great people but in realizing that the inference exists I have decided to change the name of the Redskins"...
Read full storyBill Cosby, Completely Blind, Wants Out of Courtroom Appearance
Stillborn, MA Bill Cosby denies that he can see and should be let off on all his so-called rapes that have been in the popular press. "I need to be able to recognize the ladies before I can put forth a reasonable defense. I do think I could identi...
Read full storyIs Melania Even In The Same Bed As Donald Trump?
In Pennsylvania yesterday Melania Trump, the wife of GOP candidate Donald Trump, gave a speech which said, in part, "America has become "too mean and too rough," and that as first lady she would attempt to correct this national defect. This promp...
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