Trump Creates "Department of War" Cheney To Be Head
Donald Trump said today that the term "Defense Department" is "kind of PC but we'll keep the department going with Donald Rumsfeld at the helm." He continued, "During the campaign I said that I'd bomb the sh*t out of ISIS and kill the women and chil...
Read full storyMove To Drug Test Gun Owners In Open Carry States
31 states in the U.S. allow citizens to openly carry their firearms. In 10 of these states , someone who applies for welfare cash assistance through the Temporary Assistance for Needy Families (TANF) has to be screened and tested for substance abus...
Read full storyTrump Appoints Head Of FBI James Comey To Supreme Court
When Rudy Giuliani heard that Donald Trump planned to appoint head of the FBI James Comey to the US Supreme Court, Giuliani went ballistic, claiming that the job was promised. Nah, Trump was reported as saying, adding that Comey gave him the White...
Read full storyJanuary 19 Declared Obama Shades Day
#ObamaShadesDayJan19 Let's face it. The Obamas are cool. We need to say thank you for real. Say thank you with us by wearing sunglasses on Thursday, January 19, 2017, Obama's last full day in office. Say thanks to the Obamas for their service, and maybe even throw some shade on Donald Trump. Obama served for 8 years with respect for the office. He always looked out for the childre...
Read full storyObama to Move Back to Africa as Mandela's Son
Cape Town, South Africa - The Government of South Africa has unofficially announced that President Barack Obama and his wife Michelle are relocating to South Africa after Obama's term ends in January. The Obamas reportedly are leaving their daughter...
Read full storyChristie Lists NJ Mansion on Airbnb, Becomes an Uber Driver
Trenton, NJ - After the great "purge" of NJ Governor Chris Christie and his cronies from Donald Trump's presidential transition team, Christie has started his new career as an Uber driver. Originally Christie hoped for the vice presidential nod, a...
Read full storyDonald Trump Accused of Failure at not being President for a Week
Donald Trump is facing harsh criticism for the job he is doing as a citizen. "Wow, this guy won the election a whole week ago and he hasn't even started being president yet. What were we thinking?" said Skip Homeyer of the Whipperford Post web...
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