Bannon Karaoke Video and Dream Journal Released
It's been a rough week for Steve Bannon: Breitbart News executive chairman, Trump's campaign CEO, and not overly female-friendly champion of white nationalism. The week started well. President-elect Donald Trump named Steve Bannon as his chief adviso...
Read full storyAuthorities Called to Governor Pence's Mansion
A host of authorities were called to 4750 North Meridian Avenue, Indianapolis, the governor's mansion, after a neighbor grew concerned over a raging fire, excessive smoke and an odd scent of burning flesh and hair. "The governor (Vice President to...
Read full storyTurkeys vote for Christmas
In a shock election result, turkeys have voted in favour of Christmas for the first time since they gained the right to hold elections in 1845. In every year since then, turkeys have voted firmly against the Yuletide feast. However, this year a popul...
Read full storyEscaped London Zoo gorilla only drinks Robinsons blackcurrant squash
A gorilla that escaped from its enclosure at London Zoo made its way into Waitrose to buy Robinsons blackcurrant squash before being returned to his den, a report has found. Kumbuka, a western lowland silverback, made a trip to the nearest Waitro...
Read full storyAnimal Farm Revisited, Part 3: Democracy in Action
Murdoch was a boar straight out of the woods from somewhere in the South. No one was sure how he got to Animal Farm. Some suspect that he just got lost and wandered out of the woods and found it easier to bully domesticated animals who had "gone soft" as far as he was concerned, who lived on farms and were fed - actually had to beg - for their food from some sniveling human being who doled out t...
Read full storyKim Jong-Un Threatens "Utter Destruction" To China For Calling Him "Fattie"
Pyongyang, North Korea Kim Jong-Un, rotund DICtator of North Korea, was goaded into threatening to totally destroy China with nuclear weapons. "It is utterly unacceptable for His Eminence Kim Jong-Un to be treated this way. He is never going to let China live this down. One of the reporters even called him "His Fattiness" spoke the North Korean News Service. Chinese officials were quoted as...
Read full storyOriginal Bible Discovered
The original Holy Text was discovered this week at a remote Middle Eastern location no one has ever heard of. Using radio carbon dating, researchers were able to determine that the bible was approximately 4,000 years old, eerily close to two times 2...
Read full storyHillary Clinton Named Attorney General
In surprising news today, Hillary Clinton was named attorney general by president-elect Trump. Sources indicate that the Trump transition team has found plenty of Republicans with significant foreign policy experience and plenty of Republicans w...
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