Trump Vows To Stop Mexican Birds From Migrating North
After an incident where a Venezuelan hummingbird buzzed a U.S. aircraft carrier, Donald Trump expanded his proposal for a wall on the U.S./Mexico border to include a net to keep out migrating birds as well. Trump appeared at a California rally tha...
Read full storyWhip Woman's Demand For Dominatrix Restrooms Now The Law
BILLINGSGATE POST: After being taunted by a bare-chested, heavily tattooed dude wearing leather chaps and a flimsy pair of Fruit of the Loom ball-huggers, the Whip Woman could take no more. Not since her caged encounter with Lash LaRue had she been...
Read full storyTrump Supporters Burning Bright
With apologies to William Blake. Trump supporters burning bright, In the dark hearts of their night, What infernal hand or eye Could flame their fearful bigotry? By what vicious, twisted lies Burns the fire in their eyes? On what wings dare Trump aspire? What the hand that flames his fire? By what bluster and dark arts, Could twist the sinews of their hearts? And when Trump's hat...
Read full storyHummingbird Buzzes US Aircraft Carrier, US Ambassador Complains To Venezuela
Just north of Venezuela's Isla de Margarita in international waters, there has been another international incident involving the U.S. Navy: a hummingbird, identified as a species from Venezuela and Columbia, buzzed the USS Ronald Reagan and its crew...
Read full storyBBC Training Manual Leaked
A whistleblower has released an excerpt from a training manual used by the BBC to train 'News' broadcasters. Headed the "TEN KEY POINTS FOR ALL BROADCASTERS" it makes for disturbing reading. It reads as follows: 1: Never ever question what you, the newscaster, are expected to read. If you do, you question your employer, the BBC. And that can get you into trouble. Ask David Icke. Think of yourse...
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