Republicans Say They Will Repeal the Law of Gravity
Washington, DC The Republican Caucus met and discussed the law of gravity at their latest meeting. "When did this law even get passed? I don't know if I know anyone that remembers what it was like before we passed this law and whether we even need...
Read full storySpeed limits abolished
The Chief Minister of the Australian Capital Territory (ACT), announced yesterday that in legislation passed last week in the ACT Legislative Assembly, all speed limits have been abolished in the ACT. He said that, for the benefit of all motorists a...
Read full storyWinter has been abolished, says PM
The Prime Minister announced yesterday that Winter will be abolished from next year. He said "We have had a lot of complaints about the cold weather, particularly from senior citizens, and have decided to do something about it." He added "It will tak...
Read full storyGPs to cut consultation fees
The newly elected head of the Australian Medical Association (AMA), Dr James Gibbon, has announced that from next week, General Practitioners (GPs) will cut their consultation fees to $10. This is a cut of about $70 in the cost of the average ten-m...
Read full storyTrump Wants To Rename New Mexico, Suggests Trumpsylvannia
Donald Trump laid out his case for changing the name of New Mexico while he was campaigning in the state. Trump also had some harsh criticism for New Mexico Republican Governor Susana Martinez after she skipped his political rally in Albuquerque and...
Read full storyTrump denies California drought wins MPPC award and extra doughnuts for his next rally
Mr. Trump's award from Washington's prestigious IDD (Institute for Distortion and Delusion) comes as no surprise for this year. Mr. Trump easily carried the vote for The Most Popular Political Circus Award, with outstanding merit for sedulously ba...
Read full storySurprising Study Finds Most Deaf People Are Faking It
Geneva, CH; The World Health Organization released a shocking discovery that between 82-85% of the hearing impaired can, in reality hear just fine. While there are varying degrees and types of hearing loss, 99% of the malingerers composed the anacusi...
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