New Government Study Shows Old Government Study was a Waste of Money
A recent government study just concluded that the previous government study was a complete waste of money. Government scientists previously conducted a study on the gambling habits of monkeys, to see if the monkeys copied other monkeys betting habits...
Read full storyPaleo Dieters Develop Strong Urge To Hunt And Gather
Scott Cheltham had never had any interest in hunting in his whole life, so when he started planning for a hunting trip and even bought a rifle, his wife Mary at first thought he was covering for an affair. "We were high school sweethearts," Mary...
Read full storyPheonix University Now Offering Online Kindergarten
Pheonix, AZ - The world's biggest web-based University is expanding to meet new market demands, now offering online classes for all ages. "Our studies found there is a very real demand to leave your toddler in front of a computer screen for at le...
Read full storyNorth Korea Announces Desire to Host 2024 Olympics
Pyongyang, DPRK Kim Jong-Un, rotund and slow-thinking dictator of North Korea, announced today that North Korea's largest city, Pyongyang, would be the perfect choice to host the 2020 Olympics. Since it's already been awarded to Tokyo, Kim said they...
Read full storyThe Blanny Awards
Welcome to the Blanny Awards! The award ceremony celebrating the year's best films. Lets begin! Best Fart Scene in a Movie The winner of this award is.... Leonardo DiCaprio for his scene in 'The Revenant'. Best Kiss Scene in a Movie This award goes to...... Chuck Norris for his work in the film 'Chuck Norris Kisses a Donkey', which won numerous Oscars! Only Chuck could make it work. Bes...
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