Written by Tom Sivvy

Monday, 23 May 2016

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The Blanny Award for Most Ambitious Sex Scene in Movie goes to Fifty Shades of Gandalf the Grey

Welcome to the Blanny Awards! The award ceremony celebrating the year's best films. Lets begin!

Best Fart Scene in a Movie
The winner of this award is.... Leonardo DiCaprio for his scene in 'The Revenant'.

Best Kiss Scene in a Movie
This award goes to...... Chuck Norris for his work in the film 'Chuck Norris Kisses a Donkey', which won numerous Oscars! Only Chuck could make it work.

Best Character who was Stabbed to Death by a Spork

This award goes to.... Justin Bieber! MOST. SATISFYING. DEATH. EVER.

Best Retarded Name in a Movie
This award goes to.... Jon Heder for his fake name, Donald Trump! Hah, so retarded!

That wraps up this years ceremony, return next year for the most prestigious ceremony ever!

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