Kim Jong-Un Crashes North Korea's Internet Playing Video Games
Pyongyang, DPRK Due to the fragile nature of the North Korean Internet, for the 280th time portly dictator Kim Jong-Un has crashed the country's Internet. "It always happens when Kim gets going on a video game jag with his friends. When they get...
Read full storyGovernment Cuts Funding for Study on how Money influences politics
Congress voted yesterday to cut funding for a study looking into how money and campaign donations influence politicians. Senator John McCain explained the reasoning behind the decision, "We believe this study is not in our best interest- I mean t...
Read full storyHillary Clinton threatens to use nuclear force if not elected president
Presidential candidate Hillary Clinton is willing to do what ever it takes to be elected president this time around. A member of Clinton's campaign staff, who asked not to be named, for fear of being murdered in his sleep by Hillary said that she...
Read full storyChuck Norris defeats Mehran Keshe
Former Karate world champion Chuck Norris defeated Iranian born nuclear heavy weight Mehran Keshe 45:0 in the first 30 seconds of a spontaneously staged freestyle fight on the streets of Brooklyn. Norris first aimed several punches directly at Keshe'...
Read full storyAn urban fable: It's all in the name
Damien Dread had a weird name but he was kind of proud of it. You could say he "grew" into the name over the years. As a little kid in elementary school, Damien Dread was teased unceasingly about his surname. Some wiseguy by the name of Tommy Truesgood looked up the word "dread" on an online dictionary from his cell phone and discovered that "dread" meant to "anticipate with great apprehension or...
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