Northern invasion of South 'illegal'
Revisionist historians have claimed that the so-called American Civil War of the 1860s was actually the invasion of a foreign country by the Union and thus illegal under its own Constitution. Recently leaked top secret documents from the US Nation...
Read full storyAmir Khan: "Canelo knocking me out proves that I can still be knocked out by the best."
Amir Khan wants the best and he wants them now. "Bring on Pacquiao, Cotto, Mayweather and Garcia. But lets do it now because some of these guys might retire before I get a chance to feel their power." The ever confident Khan felt that his legs...
Read full storyHow Texas has Standing to Challenge DAPA (Deferred Action for Parents of Americans and Lawful Residents)
WASHINGTON, DC- This fall, the Supreme Court is expected to issue a ruling in United States v. Texas, a case in which a coalition of twenty-six states including Texas, challenged President Obama's executive action that provided temporary relief to ne...
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A new Breakfast cereal called Brexit is causing problems. The manufacturers Cloggies, aware that they should be politically neutral have had difficulties finding a suitable line for selling the product. First of all they wanted to use the slogan '...
Read full storyObama Takes Massive Shit In Nebraska Grade-School Girls' Bathroom To Celebrate Latest Decree
Omaha, Nebraska - Saying his "massive log hurt coming out, but no birth of a new era is without its share of growing pains," President Obama planted a massive yam in a girls' grade school toilet in Omaha, Nebraska yesterday. A team of janitors a...
Read full storyGiddy Up You Old Fool
I've ridden the wicked draw that runs from shytown to the edge of the heinous herd that abomination of unspeakables which propagates fear in the dreams of the unweary in the center of that heinous herd you will find the apocalypse sitting smug, wrapped in oil skins on a heap of 2 day old horned imp skulls Giddy up you old fool The heinous herd was an abomination that even all of hell reject...
Read full storyThe Transcendental Gambling Cult
Investors on Wall Street are turning in droves to a new cult that is sweeping America. Spokesman for Scientology Tom Cruise has said it should be banned outright. Officials of the Sri Swami Winner's cult called "Scientific Amerology" deny that it is a cult. They say it is a "natural philosophy" of the New Age that was incubated during the the 1960s Flower Power Movement in Los Angeles and has...
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