Flagellation Is Silly, Makes Your Heart Go Willy Nilly, Billy Billy: Chapter III
BILLINGSGATE POST: In Chapter II, The Whip Woman is left waiting for the Dog Whisperer (D. Dubya) to coax little Bubba from under the desk in the Oval Office. Excerpt from Chapter III: "D. Dubya slid out of the back seat of his elongated Dachshund shaped limo with a shit-eating-grin on his face. Wondering what to expect in the Oval Office, he hitched up his pants, gently smitten with the pre...
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He read Ayn Rand today oh boy About a selfish prick who made the grade And though the man was rather sad Well I just had to laugh He sounded halfway daft He had a heart made out of stone He didn't care that some were hungry now A crowd of people stood and stared They'd seen his face before Nobody was really sure If he was spawned from hell's hot floor? I saw a film today oh boy Bas...
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