Orange Shirt Trump Troopers expand to fiifty states, start citizen arrests!
The Donald Trump campaign confirmed in a written statement this morning that the Orange Shirt Trump Troopers have been organized in all of the fifty states. According to the statement, plans are also in the works to open private prisons in most state...
Read full storyTrump Will Make the Space Shuttle Air Force One
New York, NY Donald Trump announced some of the changes he will make when he becomes President of the United States. "For starters, I will be replacing Air Force One. My own plane is much nicer so I think the only comparable thing the government h...
Read full storyMotorway signs are all lies
The warning signs seen across British motorways are written entirely by compulsive liars, it has emerged. Signs such as "Queue Ahead" and "Obstruction in carriageway" simply aren't true. A spokesperson for the British Highways has admitted "We...
Read full storySleep Deprived Attorney Incriminates Client During Pretrial Hearing
K.C.,MO: The 1998 cold case murder of 17 year old Martin Keif seemed to be on it's way to a resolution until a well respected defense attorney brought everything to a screeching halt. Jared O'Connell Esq. (aka Mr. Not Guilty) is one of the most f...
Read full storyMan Writes Story To Alleviate Boredom
A Englishman man living in the Thai capital of Bangkok has revealed how he wrote and published a story on satirical news website TheSpoof.com simply to try to make himself feel better, 'cheer himself up', and to alleviate symptoms of 'pure and unadu...
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