Little Turd who wouldn't flush to be honored at GOP convention!
The New York Times revealed this morning that leaked memos from the GOP indicate that the Little Turd who wouldn't flush will be honored by Donald Trump at the upcoming GOP convention. GOP (Grand old Poop) to dedicate last evening at convention t...
Read full storyCameron offered Arsenal manager's job!
Ex-UK Prime Minister, David Cameron, has been offered to take over the reigns at Arsenal FC and replace their present French manager, and perennial loser, Arsene Wenger! Arsenal, used to imploding season after season under Wenger's rule, find Came...
Read full storyPornographic Film Actor Files Suit Over Cock Shaming
San Fernando, CA - A male pornographic film star filed a suit in San Fernando District Court yesterday. In it he alleges that actresses he works with, who constantly tell him on camera that his "cock is so fucking huge." and refer to it as "fat" whe...
Read full storyChristie Jumps Off GW Bridge But Survives
Fort Lee, N.J.: Yesterday, at noon, Governor Chris Christie jumped off the George Washington Bridge. He survived. He was found three miles down the Hudson River floating on his back, noticeably shaken, on top of an inner tube which is believed to...
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