Protestors Dumbfounded By Presence of Workingman
Pro-Trump and anti-Trump demonstrators were caught off guard last Monday when a local man showed up and started repairing a car engine. Several of the demonstrators seemed puzzled by the man's presence and stopped for a few moments to gaze at thi...
Read full storyEnglands football team to face Euro 2016 ban if the UK votes to leave EU.
England's hope of winning the Euro 2016 football championships were thrown into turmoil last night after it emerged that French and German UEFA officials were poised to file a legal petition suspending England from the competition if Britain votes to...
Read full storySatan's Summer Committee of 300 Address
Satan was as ever resplendent and in buoyant mood as he made his way to his throne at London's Coventry Masonic Hall. J.K. Rowling who had used the hall for her Harry Potter film post-premier celebrations was in attendance to introduce him. Satan...
Read full storyScreen Scratching Lover Alleges Hillary Suffered From Fat Ankles And Vinegar Pussy Syndrome
BILLINGSGATE POST: One of Bill Clinton's old screen scratchers reveals that she began sleeping with Bill after high school and that their affair didn't end until he moved into the White House. What is a screen scratcher? Commander Nelson, who co...
Read full storyTo Promote Diversity Donald Trump Insults Nearly Every Other Ethnic Group in America
Twittersphere, USA--Having already insulted Mexicans, Blacks, and Muslims and now--with his attacks on Twitter calling Elizabeth Warren "Pocahontas"--Native Americans as well, Donald Trump today launched a new diversity campaign to offend nearly ever...
Read full storyTheologists Confirm Satan Invented Leaf-Blowers
Jerusalem, Israel - A team of Oxford Theologists have confirmed what many believers have suspected for the last twenty years--that the most annoying of all gardening equipment was first thought up by the devil himself. "We stumbled across a very d...
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