Trump Cabinet To Be Named Shortly--Putin, Marla, among others, to be Pleased
Washington, D.C.: Sources close to presumed nominee Donald Trump state that Trump is already considering nominees for his cabinet if he wins the presidency. With presumed Chief of Staff Corey Lewandowski at the helm, Lewandowski is certain to push...
Read full storyDonald Trump Threatens Spoof Reporter, Hints At Death Contract
At a press conference, Donald Trump launched an unprecedented attack on the press, even singling out this reporter and The Spoof for special attention. "This Xrhonda Speaks and the website The Spoof are one of the worst examples of a dishonest pre...
Read full storyHillary exonerated by Gucifer and paralegal II CDC # J123675 for email crimes.
Many supporters deny, blame others or just ignore the facts that 2016 presidential candidate queen hillary violated at least four federal statutes by using an email server in a grandmother's closet, just below her leopard skin girdle, while filling t...
Read full storyTrump Threatens New Season of Apprentice if Not Elected
Donald Trump made another bold statement the other day that sent shivers down the spine of many Americans. Trump held a press conference yesterday at the grand opening of the first Trump pancake house, IHOT, otherwise known as the International House...
Read full storyMigrant Workers Flock To North Carolina For Bathroom Police Jobs
Many illegal immigrants are now security officers trusted with enforcing North Carolina's new bathroom gender laws, and many in the state are crying foul over the conditions that breed a preference for hiring illegal workers over North Carolina worke...
Read full storyMI5 at Sixes and Sevens
Top Secret ....Destroy after reading. The battle between MI5 and MI6 has got worse than the conflict between Man U and Man C with people snubbed in public and backs turned at the appropriate moment. The Queen is disturbed by these events and has decided to appoint Prince Charles to head up a new secret bureau of spies to be known as KC2 short for King Charles 2. It was not until the Quee...
Read full storyPresident Clinton Will Write Clemency to Self
Earlier to day, in the midst of the news of indictment to Hillary Clinton, a spoof press agent overheard a discussion between HRC Campaign manager, Robby Mook, Discussing how clemency was the only way out for Hillary after she gets elected. Robby...
Read full storyDonald Trump a Person of Interest in the Sudden Death of Godwin's Law
New York, NY--Godwin's Law, the adage that when one resorts in a debate to a comparison to Hitler or to Nazism, one has lost the argument, was found dead on Friday of last week, crumpled up near one of the loading docks at the back of Trump Tower...
Read full storySpice Girls Anniversary Discs Leaked
It's been leaked the Major Spice Girls reunion will include all 5 Spice Girls... kind of... The album promotion will include all 5 Spice Girls going to various interviews separately, promoting the album as well as whatever individual project each...
Read full storyMan demands surgery to give him another anus
Chicago man Chicago Mann, 37, has demanded that his doctor "tears him a new one". Mr Mann says that he has always identified as a man with two anuses, although he was born with only one. "It's literally as if I'm a man with two anuses trapped in t...
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