Theresa May's Inaugural Speech Leaked
Theresa May in anticipation of becoming Britain's next Prime Minister sent a copy of her inaugural speech to her friend Hillary Clinton which is how we managed to get it. Here it is in full. "Mister Speaker, honourable ladies and gentlemen. There...
Read full storyAppellate Court: Not Illegal to Fart On The Tube
An appeals court has reversed a municipal court's conviction of a Chelsea man who was ticketed by transport police for disturbing the peace after farting on the Tube. Brian DeBroder received several warnings before receiving the summons, this was aft...
Read full storyFarting Etiquette On The London Underground
Everyone has done it at one time or another: sometimes you're in public and you just have to trump; and sometimes it's on the London Underground in peak traffic when you have to chuff. Then what do you do? This reporter looked for people who regularly ride the Tube to find out what people do if they have to fart on public transport. So what happened? Some people considered even asking the qu...
Read full storyTrump Retweets Racist Image Of Mitt Romney As A Mexican
Another day, another racist Tweet from Donald Trump. Sparking a furor and stealing the spotlight from Hillary Clinton's email problems, Donald Trump has retweeted what some are saying is a racist depiction of Mitt Romney as a Mexican. Trump apo...
Read full storyThe Boreiniho Effect
Despite England's glorious failure in the Euros English football fans can at least console themselves with the fact the Premier League season starts soon. The sheer amount of money sloshing around like diarrhoea in a bucket makes it impossible that w...
Read full storyMan Spends Hours Writing Piece He Knows is Unpublishable
34 year old Jamie Gahron spent 3 hours last Thursday night working on an article for an online publisher, knowing just a couple sentences in, that the piece was a wash. But instead of moving on to a different subject Jamie made himself another dr...
Read full storyGOP Members Stain Congressional Hearing
Some Republican members of Congress who questioned FBI Director James Comey's handling of Hillary Clinton's emails were reportedly so excited for the opportunity they may have wet their pants during the proceedings. The source, a custodian working...
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