Trump's Climbing in your Windows, Snatchin' Yo People Up
Well, obviously, we have a rapist in Central Park. Trump's climbing in your windows, he's snatchin' yo people up, tryin' to rape 'em, so y'all need to hide yo kids, hide yo wife, hide yo kids, hide yo wife, and hide yo husband, cuz Trump's raping everybody out there. Here's the video of how she was attacked by some idiot billionaire above. It's hard not to explode into a fit of hysterical l...
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Concerns have arisen surrounding a popular children's toy that hit the market early last month. The Donald Trump Jack in the Box is facing several scrutinies by parents and child health organizations, the world over due to its highly antagonistic, m...
Read full storyHillary Talks To Dr. Billingsgate: Sex, Lies And More Lies
BILLINGSGATE POST: Rejecting pleas from the Washington Post and New York Times for a sit-down interview, Hillary Clinton agreed to an in-depth interview with Dr. Billingsgate with no ground rules except that Dr. Billingsgate wear a pant suit that do...
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Hillary Clinton's day of campaigning came to an abrupt end when her pants suddenly and inexplicably caught fire. "Why does this keep happening?" screamed the presidential candidate as her aids applied the contents of a fire extinguisher upon her tro...
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