Trump's Reversal: I Love the Illegals
In a stunning turn of events today Donald Trump has stated that he now welcomes all illegal aliens with open arms to "come to our country and take the jobs vacated by Canada bound Democrats". In a move to help expedite the mass exodus of me...
Read full storyThe Tavistock Institute's Parental Guidance Report
LONDON: The Tavistock Mind Control Institute and intellectual wing of the NWO has issued a "comprehensive report" to be distributed to all parental associations and school administrations. "It is perfectly clear to us, based on five years of extensive and rigorous research, " said Director Sir Oddball Pike, "that parents are simply not doing their job. This guideline is to help them and, if fol...
Read full storyObama: Europe's National Hatreds Make American Race Problems "look like a picnic," says Continent "Soaked in Blood"
Warsaw, Poland - In opening remarks before a press conference in Warsaw today, U.S. President Obama took time to remind Americans that though their hatred for each other is "very real and probably implacable" it pales in comparison to the loathing pe...
Read full storyWhat's Behind Lincoln's Face on Mount Rushmore?
The 16th president of the U.S. may be known as "Honest Abe," but he's been hiding a secret room behind his face on Mount Rushmore. The room is not accessible to the public, but through the use of long-distance, super duper X-ray technology, an int...
Read full storyBMW Researching Self-Driving Cars
Like many auto manufacturers, BMW has been actively researching technologies that will, in the not too distant future, enable cars to drive themselves. In an exclusive Spoof News interview, Chief Engineer Max Brennstoff outlined some of the challenges that his team has encountered. "We failed to anticipate how difficult it would be to program even the most sophisticated computers available tod...
Read full storyNew Vacuum Cleaner Doubles as a Watch Dog
The Silicon Valley tech company of Lonco has just produced its latest product called Dogvac which is set to be released into the market on August 12 of this year. Dogvac is by far Lonco's most ingenious invention ever as it combines the high powered...
Read full storyRace For The Moonshot
Over the past several decades there has been an exponential increase in the number of cancer cases. As a result cancer research has been the top priority for the medical science field replacing the incumbent priority diseases AIDS and HIV. People all...
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