Trump reveals "Affluenza boy" is his love (sperm) child!
Donald Trump revealed at his press conference this morning that he is the father of Ethan Couch, the so called Affluenza Boy. "Yes," stated the Donald, "he is my son and in fact, one of hundreds! As you know," he paused, "the apple does not fa...
Read full storyTed Cruz And Penelope Cruz Not Eligible To Run For President
Foreign-born Ted Cruz and foreign-born Penelope Cruz are not eligible to run for President of the United States. He was born in Canada and she was born in Spain. Foreign-born Arnold Schwarzeneggar, though married to a niece of a president, also canno...
Read full storyDonald Duck for President
Presidential hopeful Donald Duck - known to his friends as Goofy - has been taking the mickey out of front runner Minnie Cliton. Teasingly Donald refers to his rival as Clit and claims Minnie has never understood America's favourite poet from the...
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