The Queen has a cold.
The News. December 21st 2016. The Queen, 90, has a cold and her Christmas visit to Sandringham has been delayed. Prince Philip, 95, has a cold and his Christmas visit to Sandringham has been delayed. Doris Hodgkins, 91, has a cold and will...
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Democrats today submitted an amendment in one final effort to win the election. The amendment calls for every presidential election to be run 2-3 times with the electoral college winner of two elections being the winner for the electoral college vote...
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Donald Henry Rumsfeld, affectionately known as "Duck" due to his ability to duck reporters' questions with his Donald Duck-like twisting of phrases, has a long and distinguished career in American politics. The former staffer has worked for many of...
Read full storyUber Fires Christie for Causing Bridge Traffic
Trenton, NJ - Just when NJ Governor Chris Christie finally found his calling as an Uber driver, Uber has decided to terminate all of his Uber rights, immediately, pending investigation that he caused a traffic jam at the George Washington Bridge.
Read full storyTrump's Having Trouble Finding a Band to Play for His Inauguration
Washington, DC Donald Trump, President-Elect of the U.S., has put out a shout-out for a band to play for his Inaugural Ball. After being refused by the Beach Boys, Barry Manilow, Warrant, the 1910 Fruitgum Company, F Street Blues Band, a Scientology...
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