Trump Plans to Declare "Mega Bigly War" With China and Russia
Last night, the president-elect announced from Trump Headquarters that there was going to be a "mega bigly war" on two of the biggest world powers. He said that it is "time to show them who's boss." Mr Trump's speech is as follows: "Look, America,...
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Trump Tower, New York, NY President-elect Donald Trump issued a stern warning to Santa Claus in some late-night tweets early this morning. "Just who IS this guy that everyone just lets into their homes every year? I never saw him! And don't give m...
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