New Oscars Category- the - "I am My Body" Award.
There is to be a new category in Next Years Oscar Academy Awards. It is called the "I am My Body" Award. And it will go the the actors who can most successfully convince audiences that they are their bodies and nothing much else. "You are your bodies", sheeple. Believe it. Possible recipients of the first award are: FEMALE: Liza Minelli, Cate Blanchett, Susan Sarandon, Nicole Kidman, Helen...
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For 59 years and 121 days Lamar Astroloam spent every single day of his adult life playing the lottery. For 59 years and 121 days Lamar got nixed. So desperate to win the lottery, during his tenure on earth, Lamar had sacrificed two iphones and a l...
Read full storyNot only Cameron bunkers tax free goodies in Panama!
Mostly prominent, rich and very corrupt people tend to bunker their bucks in tax havens scattered all over the planet, but there are exceptions to this rule of the elite, Jaggedone! Yes Mr Cameron, you are not alone because to avoid paying any tax...
Read full storyAhead Of 2016 RNC Trump Trademarks "Trump Supporters Riot™"
In a shrewd business move Donald Trump has applied for trademark status for the three word phrase "Trump Supporters Riot™." Now, whenever a newspaper or website uses the phrase Trump supporters riot™, the "™" symbol must appear and...
Read full storyLibDems pilloried for their spend on "Remain in EU" leaflet campaign
The Liberal Democrat party, possibly one of the greenest parliamentary parties in the UK as they roll up in a single Vauxhall Zafira (Diesel) people carrier to all events, have been mocked and pilloried for their outrageous spend on leaflets to UK ho...
Read full storyIs Cancer Really That Bad?
Los Angeles, California - Firefly, produced by Joss Whedon, first aired on Fox in the September of 2002, and is wildly regarded by many to be one of the greatest Science Fiction television shows ever created, earning rank #5 in TV Guide's 2013 list o...
Read full storyHillary Clinton Furious After Bill Butt-Dials Her During Sex
According to well placed sources in Hillary Clinton's 2016 campaign, she and hubby Bill have not spoken in a week since he reportedly butt dialed Hillary while he was having sex with a physical therapist at her home. The source who wishes to be an...
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