Local Man Caught Dead in Rustlers
St. Joseph, Missouri - Icing conditions were blamed for a fatal accident on I-29 that left 68 year old Mitch Tanner caught dead by paramedics in his Rustler jeans. First responder Nate McGowen was the first to catch the victim wearing the bloodi...
Read full storyAnimal welfare standards promoted by chain restaurants, again
Denver, CO - Everyone in America remembers when Chipotle discontinued carnitas-based menu items when its pork supplier violated animal welfare standards. In an effort to communicate their value on the life of animals, chain restaurants throughout the...
Read full storySepp Blatter outed as Andy Kaufman
The criminal investigation into Sepp Blatter has discovered that the Soccer boss is in fact Comedian and Prankster Andy Kaufman, who was thought to have died in 1984. Many people have over the years pointed out some similarities between Kaufman a...
Read full storyBrits claim Mars as rainwater identified on surface
The UK government has declared Mars British territory after NASA confirmed rainwater has been found on its surface. British PM David Cameron made the announcement this morning in London. "Good morning, God Bless the Queen, her corgis and Prince Ch...
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