Kentucky Court Clerk Nearing Completion of Preparations for Martyrdom Speaking Tour
Morehead, Rowan County, KY - Rowan County Clerk Kim Davis has nearly completed her preparations to become a martyr and speaker on the subject of the abomination of same-sex marriage. Davis decided earlier this year that she wanted to make a caree...
Read full storyDrone Address: Obama Condemns (-Ish) Suicide Bombers (2/2)
Last time, just for a change, President Obama Sanders-meandered around for a bit, and made very heavy weather of expressing his policy intentions. But at least he got around to admitting that the world is not just shades of grey, and that there is such a thing as objective good and evil, right? Either way, (or "both and neither," if you're a certain notable Swiftboat celebrity), here's the...
Read full storyDrone Address: Obama Condemns (-Ish) Suicide Bombers (1/2)
President Obama has conclusively refuted all the unpatriotic pinkos who hate America so much, they want to maliciously and opportunistically hinder his drone campaign… Which latter, as we all know and agree, exists purely in order for your safety alone. Read it with an open mind. Well, I mean, c'mon; at least he's not a neocon, right? ;) Now let me say this. Well, why not? I...
Read full storyEngland Victory Denialist Challenges Mainstream Views on World Cup 1966
Robust writer and charismatic rhetorician David Irving has just published some astonishing revisionist historical allegations. Yes: England's most non-UKIP of Holocaust revisionists now claims that Germany never lost the World Cup in 1966. Irving does admit that he didn't always think of it this way. However, there was as long, slippery slope, before he finally found 'bullshit at the end of...
Read full storyDonald Trump to Appear on America's Got Talent
NEW YORK, NY - Republican presidential candidate, Donald Trump announced today that he will appear on NBC's 'America's Got Talent' in the upcoming fall season. The announcement came shortly after President Obama announced that he would be appeari...
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